As in too peaceful. It almost seems like everyone’s….

dead.

wolftail:

I don’t need fresh-kill to make me look good. I fought off a fox once- it was residing within our territory, and I happened to be in the patrol to take out the thing. Chased it away from the lakes for a good, long time.

[she purrs as she places her head on her paws also] I could have taken on that thing with a single paw! I bet I could beat you easily in a spar fight.

wolftail:

[he places his head on his paws before closing his eyes] Hm. It worked. I was made a warrior nearly two moons before you were. I’m older than you, so it came as no surprise that my ceremony came first. And you were always causing trouble right from the beginning.

[she flicks her tail in slight annoyance. Now that was going too far.] Hey! It’s called intuition; try using it sometime. I figured the rabbit wouldn’t go down a hole if danger were inside, so I followed it! Easiest fresh-kill ever caught.

wolftail:

Hello Hawkspirit. And yes, the rabbits were especially easy to hunt today. Perhaps the air brought them out of their holes? [he sits down beside her within the WindClan camp] I heard you’ve been having trouble with the elders lately.

Oh, those elders! But Fernstreak, she’s a medicine cat, says they only do that because they actually like me in the end.

[she really likes his thick fur. It’s unusual for WindClan cats]

Remember when we were apprentices? You’d finish all your chores as fast as you could because you thought it would make you a warrior before the rest of us!

mapleheart:

Are you sure? Honey, if he was just another warrior, you could’ve mentioned any other warrior in WindClan. -purr- ;) Don’t want to talk about it, I assume?

Well, it’s complicated, but… [she awkwardly lets out a mrrow] it’s a she-cat thing, you know?

fernstreak:

The elders will warm up to you, don’t worry -smiles- Maybe they time it right because they like your company!

Huh! You really think so? I’d understand if they told me stories about generations before us, but I guess as the moons pass their way of love is different…

[She perks up suddenly, curling her tail in jovial happiness]

Yeah, that’s probably it! Hey, thanks Fernstreak! It all makes sense now.

(Source: hawk-spirit)

[She flicked her ears in annoyance]

I was minding my own business, when they start yowling at me to get the ticks out of their fur! And since all the apprentices were worn out from training, the elders sent me off to fetch mouse bile from the medicine cat’s den.

There really was no choice, but StarClan’s kits, those elders are sneaky! They always seem to be picking on me!

fernstreak:

They’ve done good duties to your clan in the past, it’s the least you can do! :) Rabbit doesn’t sound very delicious though, if you ask me. Frogs are more of my thing! :D

Yuck! I hate to say it, but the skin of those nasty leaping things looks a might too rubbery to chew through. A rabbit’s skin is soft under its fur, and the bones are easy to chew and swallow.

(Source: hawk-spirit)

Hello to you too! I’m sure it’s an excellent day for hunting, but I prefer herb hunting! :D How have you been?

Oh, I’ve recently just caught this scrumptious rabbit- how I wish I could have eaten it! But the elders were complaining about hunger pangs once they caught sight of my fresh-kill, so I had to hand it off to them. D: The older cats are so sneaky sometimes!

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I’d say fresh-kill. If it’s not moving, it’s inanimate, right? Yum!